In the Human Archives, Shepherd is again, against his better judgement, helping the Ponies understand human culture. Today's artifact isn't ancient or mystical looking at all, to Shepherd's eyes...

Twilight: "I mean, it's so bright and garish and it shines! And it came with this magic staff! Did it belong to a wizard from your world?"

Shepherd: *laughing* "Not likely! No, see, this is..." *He turns the clothing in his hands and laughs some more* "Oh my God! It's a Dolemite suit!"

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Celestia has gathered the Main 6 and her sister in a private meeting, leaving Shepherd to just wait around, doodling in a notebook. At last the doors open, and Shepherd looks up.

Shepherd: "Hey girls. What was the meeting ab-GAH!"

He is caught in a massive seven pony hug.

Dash: "How did you survive?!"

Fluttershy: "You poor thing!"

Rarity: "Those beasts!"

Shepherd: "I... What?!"

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Alice's perspective

"No, Shy, I'm fine," I assured her, wrapping my arms gently around her neck and hugging her to my breasts. The resounding squeak and heat filling her cheeks brought a smile to my lips. Adorable Shy was still adorable.

"I-I missed you..." she mumbled against me, nuzzling between my tits. Yea, I know what you missed ya adorable yellow thing you.

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